Bitches Love Oceans.

qvarantine:

that why

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via jamesjackfruit)

fucktonofghosts:


#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

im sorry i had to preserve your tags
theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
ottermatopoeia:

"this kibble is too spicy"

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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